Well then look no further. I will voice just about anything I can for you. Check out some of my submissions for an idea of what I sound like:

All voices:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
560926

Intro narrarator and intro guard:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/
557928

I have a pretty good mic and although I've only voice acted in two things so far I'm egar to try some more. If you want me to do some lines for you just send me a message or leave a comment and I'll see what I can do. If your looking for a specific type of voice send me some practice lines and I'll do my best.